Black Flag Excuses

It wasn’t me – it was the jack-hole in the E30
 
I was clipped by a cheatin Miata 

I didn’t see the flag 

Some jerk in a Honda dive bombed my apex 
I hit an oil slick 

I swerved to avoid a pheasant 

My vision was temporarily obscured by
sweat / blood / prescription meds 

I wanted to come in to visit the judges 

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